That Apple stock I could have bought for $790,000 (if I only had $790,000) is now worth $840,000.

On the other hand, the bozos who gave several hundred dollars to line-sitters for iPhones sure look stupid right now.

I've decided that I'm going to stop dating 26-year-olds.

Wine and cheese parties just aren't the same (via Wonkette). At least the police took fingerprints, rather than saying that attempted robbery wasn't a crime.

Update: see also Mark Steyn on the same incident.