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Valentine's Dinner at Zengo
Slim: When you find my cold dead corpse in the morning, it's because of the corn fungus.
Me: Oh, come on. You liked the huitlacoche.
Slim: Are you kidding? Corn fungus. I could start hallucinating and my tongue can roll into the back of my throat any minute now.
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Me: I saw your clerkship W-2. I thought the government had done more double-dipping on your social security taxes. You're not going to get that much back in tax refunds.
Slim: Are you kidding? What about the $1000 I gave to IJ?
Me: You get like $250 back for that.
Slim: Only $250?
Me: What did you expect? Dollar-for-dollar government reimbursement of charitable contributions?
Slim: That's not a very good return. Like negative 75%.
Me: Oh, come on. You liked the huitlacoche.
Slim: Are you kidding? Corn fungus. I could start hallucinating and my tongue can roll into the back of my throat any minute now.
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Me: I saw your clerkship W-2. I thought the government had done more double-dipping on your social security taxes. You're not going to get that much back in tax refunds.
Slim: Are you kidding? What about the $1000 I gave to IJ?
Me: You get like $250 back for that.
Slim: Only $250?
Me: What did you expect? Dollar-for-dollar government reimbursement of charitable contributions?
Slim: That's not a very good return. Like negative 75%.